http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/gov ... for-games/

Because videogames make you violent so they wanna put warnings like that on game packages like they do with cigarettes cause they cause cancer... yup

And this isn't just for mature games, this would be for all games, kids games included.

anyway, no why I'm here, this thread is here so that we can

COME UP WITH VIDEOGAME WARNING LABELS

So we can warn our youth of the very 'real' danger of video games.



Warning: Video games will subject you to violence no different than what you see in the theatres, on TV, or read in a book.

Warning: Video games will make your girlfriend hate you and/or keep you a virgin.

Warning: Children who play video games are douche bags. Do you want your child to be a douche bag? Didn't think so.

Warning: This Game may ejaculate into your eye.

Playfire is upset about this.

Hey! That happened to me and is now why i have a lazy eye!

Damn you leisure suit larry!

Warning: Your parents will buy you this to only later realize that they are oblivious to a decent warning system and instead of monitoring you playing this game, they will instead blame all of your actions on the game no matter what you do. #FailedParenting



I can go on all day on this topic. I did 2 research papers on Effects of Video Games.




And what makes me laugh is my mom admitted racing games helped me become a better driver. True Story.

It puts the lotion on it's skin.

Warning: Playing video games may lead your child to turn out like pecan50

Warning: Grand Theft Auto does NOT enable road rage, but watching your parents get cut off does.

Warning: Playing this game may lead to increased consumption of Hot Pockets and/or Mountain Dew: Code Red.

Warning: Playing games excessively will leave you susceptible of actually learning various things such as math, language, science(physics), and history. Creativity as well may be enhanced.




But the government knows how bad this is.